Monday, November 23, 2009

Weather with Faruk Alagic

It is Faruk Alagic with your nightly news, today you are all going to be in a thrill ride when I announce all of the crazy things going on.

Lets start off with all of the unusual news that have been seen in Rome tonight. Here are the things all of the witness' have experienced.

There was a lion walking across the streets in Downtown terrifying all of the citizens. That's right I am being dead serious, but the weird thing is apparently it is minding it's own business not attacking any of the citizens.

Next we have a witness' spotting of a man walking around the streets of Rome with his hands on fire. But the crazy thing is, it is not burning him even a smidge.

Now this one will give you a burning sensation. A group of women stated that there was a group of men caught on fire walking the streets on Berry ave, and these guys still do not feel anything.

The last thing the witness's have spotted was an owl that is usually up at night is up in the day hooting. All of these events are very frightening, and aren't suppose to happen to Romans.

My conclusion on these events are that the gods are furious at us for something that we have done, and now this is our punishment. But what have we done? I'm not sure why they are mad but obviously if you look outside you can see something is wrong. If you know why they are mad would you please come to the weather building and give us your opinion.

That is the end of the weather forecast. Hope you all can survive this dreaded day and thank you.

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